Your Baby Can Read!

So, I've decided to not change the channel, and I'm watching infomercials. Y'all ready for this?

Make your baby competitive in the, uh, baby marketplace! Because, look out! Your Baby Can Read! I watched about 20 minutes of this one. Really, truly amazing. I'm going to get it for my puppy.

Man, the way people talk in these things makes me want to throw up. Are there really adults stupid enough to fall for the tone of these voices?

"Are you tired of wasting money on printer ink? Well, don't get rid of the ink, get rid of the... printer." Gasps in the crowd.

Also,

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Before I go, have any you ever just tuned in to one of these at the exact moment they say "if you're just tuning in"? I've always wanted to do that.

BRIAN OUT.